richerso
Contributor
I know this is a little off topic for this forum; but I just have to share. I give the moderators permission to remove this thread if it's inappropriate.
OK, we all live in Texas. Right? You would think that we all know what fire ants are. I think.
So earlier today, I am standing in my driveway, about to climb into my Texas vehicle and wander to the store. Four neighborhood kids, ages 8-10, come walking down the street. They pass my house and make it to the neighbor's house.
Suddenly, I notice that they have stopped and they are staring intently at a spot on the ground. I can see that they are looking at a fire ant mound. First, one kid takes a kick at the mound. Then a second kid takes a half-hearted kick at the mound. A third kid jumps in there with some motivation and gives the mound a swift two or three kicks.
Then all of the kids stop; look at the mound; lose interest and start walking down the street again. These kids got about 5 steps away from the mound when suddenly, two of the kids start doing this jitterbug dance! LOL! Wow! That was funny! ROFLMAO!
The other two kids start trying to help the situation by swatting at the pant legs of the two kids doing the jitterbug! I lost it! I was rolling on the ground with laughter! One of the kids kicked his shoes off! The fourth kid picks up the shoes and starts swatting at the ants; trying to knock them off. Then he starts doing the jitterbug dance and swatting at his arm! Ha!
OK, we all live in Texas. Right? You would think that we all know what fire ants are. I think.
So earlier today, I am standing in my driveway, about to climb into my Texas vehicle and wander to the store. Four neighborhood kids, ages 8-10, come walking down the street. They pass my house and make it to the neighbor's house.
Suddenly, I notice that they have stopped and they are staring intently at a spot on the ground. I can see that they are looking at a fire ant mound. First, one kid takes a kick at the mound. Then a second kid takes a half-hearted kick at the mound. A third kid jumps in there with some motivation and gives the mound a swift two or three kicks.
Then all of the kids stop; look at the mound; lose interest and start walking down the street again. These kids got about 5 steps away from the mound when suddenly, two of the kids start doing this jitterbug dance! LOL! Wow! That was funny! ROFLMAO!
The other two kids start trying to help the situation by swatting at the pant legs of the two kids doing the jitterbug! I lost it! I was rolling on the ground with laughter! One of the kids kicked his shoes off! The fourth kid picks up the shoes and starts swatting at the ants; trying to knock them off. Then he starts doing the jitterbug dance and swatting at his arm! Ha!