Whale Wars

[OldNSalty]

OK here's my proposal :

Let's contact the whaler's and tell them that if they pay us we will get a boat and block the sea shepherd's efforts to block them.
I'll be the new anti-shepherd boat Captain
I need a crew of 10-15...
We'll get paid good money. Cruise the oceans. Most of our activities on board will be scuba diving, photography, tanning, eating and sleeping.
And we will call ourselves Anti-Piracy Soldiers.
It will be like a loooong vacation.
Who's in?

Ya see-here's the thing. I'm married so my wife wouldn't let me spend a loong vacation on the open sea...and if I wasn't married, well, being anti-whaling gets you the hot hippie chicks (but with the harry arm pits) but being pro-whaling as you suggest gets me nothing but maybe the fat Japanese chicks that luv the blubber...so I'm out.

 

[alewar]

>fat Japanese chicks

good luck finding fat japanese girls.

 

[jswantek]

OK here's my proposal :

Let's contact the whaler's and tell them that if they pay us we will get a boat and block the sea shepherd's efforts to block them.
I'll be the new anti-shepherd boat Captain
I need a crew of 10-15...
We'll get paid good money. Cruise the oceans. Most of our activities on board will be scuba diving, photography, tanning, eating and sleeping.
And we will call ourselves Anti-Piracy Soldiers.
It will be like a loooong vacation.
Who's in?

I'm in, let's go, when do we leave? Can I bring my own firearms or will they be provided?

Since we'd be sponsored by the Japanese whaling fleet, would that make us privateers?

 

[MauiScubaSteve]

OK here's my proposal :

Let's contact the whaler's and tell them that if they pay us we will get a boat and block the sea shepherd's efforts to block them.
I'll be the new anti-shepherd boat Captain
I need a crew of 10-15...
We'll get paid good money. Cruise the oceans. Most of our activities on board will be scuba diving, photography, tanning, eating and sleeping.
And we will call ourselves Anti-Piracy Soldiers.
It will be like a loooong vacation.
Who's in?

I would join you, with the intention of disabling your engines.

 

[jswantek]

I would join you, with the intention of disabling your engines.

This would be leaving you stranded, on a ship with a bunch of angry people you just stranded, adrift in the arctic sea. Think that's really a good idea?

 

[Capt.JimDavis]

Ok my crew... First order:

As soon as we cut in front of the sea shepherd throw HALEMANO in the water.
That will slow hippie boat...

And if they don't slow down; well, I can only talk about my methods as a Captain...

Let's hope Capt. Watson stops for Halemano instead of using him as a propaganda tool by making a martyr out of him.

 

[drdiver1952]

Help me captain jim, i"m drowning in all the stereotypes!!! Lol

 

[Mr.X]

Ok my crew... First order:

As soon as we cut in front of the sea shepherd throw HALEMANO in the water.
That will slow hippie boat...

There's a new movie debuting about Woodstock.

YouTube - 'Taking Woodstock' Official Trailer

I don't know about you but I would rather be on the "hippie" boat. I think groovy babes and the abundant love beats the hard-core "fun" Trojan nature of your intended voyage.

BTW - I was there in the early days and as hippy-dippy as you might perceive Greenpeace, or Sea Shepherds- they are a bunch of folks who give a damn. Now, if you were using Japanese reverse psychology on the whalers...

X

 

[Capt.JimDavis]

I don't know about you but I would rather be on the "hippie" boat. I think groovy babes and the abundant love beats the hard-core "fun" Trojan nature of your intended voyage.
X

Trust me there are many "non-hippie" babes too. I mean the ones who take regular showers.

Hey we'll be there for a noble cause like those guys and gals. It may not seem noble to them, but to us it is( Stopping Piracy)...

 

[MauiScubaSteve]

Any decent saboteur wold make it look like an accidental failure; if not me another of the underground soldiers...