Wet Lawyer Jokes

[zeagleuser]

1) Know the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a garbage eating, bottom dwelling scavenger.
The other is a fish!




2) Sharks do not bother attorneys:

It's professional courtesy.

 

[scubajoe]

Welcome to the board!
I'll be the first to welcome you before the meet and greet cops move this thread to the humor section.

Joe

 

[El Orans]

Hello ZeagleUser,
welcome (Scub)aBoard! :balloon
Laurens aka The Informer

 

[Lil' Irish Temper]

Welcome to ScubaBoard

 

[Lawman]

Learn first of all there are several lawyers on this board and they have sharp
tongues when it comes to insults. This is especially true for people that refuse
to list their interests or even their gender.

If you want to be funny, let us know a little bit about youself. Then we can
be funny too.

If not, on behalf of the diving lawyers I invite you to shut the *&%$ up.

 

[scubamate]

zeagleuser,

I think you touched a nerve! But welcome aboard, with the humor!

 

[Rick Inman]

Learn first of all there are several lawyers on this board and they have sharp
tongues when it comes to insults.

However, if you know any jokes about Camels...

 

[H2Andy]

falling off a motorcycle at 70mph will break my bones, but lawyer jokes
won't!!!

but just in case, i'm rubber, you're glue... whatever you say bounces off me
and gets stuck to the cats.

nya-nah nyah-nah-nah

 

[SDAnderson]

However, if you know any jokes about Camels...

Heh.

Dromedary: cows playing percussion in the milking shed.

Welcome to the board, zeagleuser. Tell us a little more about yourself, then check this forum out. It might be where your thread ends up.

 

[Divesherpa]

Isn't tact a feature that should come with having the word LAW in your name? FWIW, I thought it was hilarious!

Cheers