... walks into a pub... jokes

[Ian Wigg]

Shakespeare walks into a pub,
The landlord says, "Get out - you bard!"

A horse walks into a pub,
The landlord says, "Why the long face?"


Well I found them funny anyway!

Ian

 

[Stone]

Celine Dion walks into a bar,
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 

[weight_for_me]

....now that was funny Stone.
Randy...

 

[Dectek]

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

 

[Tim Ingersoll]

Someone please finish this joke for me: A naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and sausage under the other. She asks for three drinks. . . .

 

[Welshman]

With an introduction that good you have to know the punchline so what is it?????

Regards

 

[nickjb]

And the punchline is...


Your not going to like this...


There isn't one.

This is from a scene in 'The breakfast Club'

The trivia section of the IMDB listing for "The Breakfast Club" says this:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, "Forgot my pencil", but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

The whole quote is: "Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, 'I guess you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says-- [The ceiling gives way.] Oh ****!"

 

[Welshman]

There you are - the mystery is explained courtesy of NickJB!

Regards

 

[caymaniac]

the guy who walks into a bar with a frog on his head?.....................................
,,,, the frog says to the bartender " would you believe this started out as a wart on my azs?"

Caymaniac

 

[Tim Ingersoll]

nickjb once bubbled...
And the punchline is...

I know the story and have been searching for a punch line for years. I'm still hoping.