Lil' Irish Temper
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Differrential Theories of US Armed Forces when encountering a snake in their Area Of Operations;
*Leg Infantry Enlisted - Ugh! Me see snake, me like snake. Ouch! Me no like snake.
*Leg Infantry Officer - Look, a kitty cat. Come 'ere Kitty... Ouch! Hey that's not a cat.
*Air Assault Infantry - Runs away screaming from the snake.
*Paratrooper - Kills the snake
*Ranger Enlisted - Assaults the snakes home, and secures it for use by other snakes.
*Ranger Officer - Plays with snake, then eats it.
*Special Forces - Makes contact with snake, builds rapport, wins it's heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.
*Navy Seal - Expends all ammunition, then calls for Naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake.
*Air Force ParaRescue - Wounds snake in 1st encounter, then works feverishly to save the snake's life.
*Air Force Combat Controller - Guides the snake elsewhere.
*Cavalry Scout - Follows snake, and gets lost in the process.
*Corps Artillery - Kills snake, but in process kills several hundred civilians. Mission is considered a success, and all participants are awarded the Silver Star.
*Armor - Runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes.
*Commo - Unsuccessfully attempts to establish communications with snake using SINGARS and a directional antenna from 2 kilometers away. Then runs off to mess someone else's commo up.
*Aviation - Gets grid to snake. Couldn't find snake, returns back to base for crew rest.
*Quartermaster - Requests clarification on type of snake, and measurements.
*Military Police - Surrounds snake with help, then engages snake with MK-19's and 9 mm's. Snake avoids apprehension, and returns to the comfort of his home.
*Administrative Specialist - Requests standard name line for snake to submit pay inquiry.
*Maintenance - Assumes snake is broken, performs a inspection, blames the user of the snake for not doing proper PMCS, Teeth are bad, then goes through a hell of a time trying to find the right parts to fix the snake.
*Leg Infantry Enlisted - Ugh! Me see snake, me like snake. Ouch! Me no like snake.
*Leg Infantry Officer - Look, a kitty cat. Come 'ere Kitty... Ouch! Hey that's not a cat.
*Air Assault Infantry - Runs away screaming from the snake.
*Paratrooper - Kills the snake
*Ranger Enlisted - Assaults the snakes home, and secures it for use by other snakes.
*Ranger Officer - Plays with snake, then eats it.
*Special Forces - Makes contact with snake, builds rapport, wins it's heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.
*Navy Seal - Expends all ammunition, then calls for Naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake.
*Air Force ParaRescue - Wounds snake in 1st encounter, then works feverishly to save the snake's life.
*Air Force Combat Controller - Guides the snake elsewhere.
*Cavalry Scout - Follows snake, and gets lost in the process.
*Corps Artillery - Kills snake, but in process kills several hundred civilians. Mission is considered a success, and all participants are awarded the Silver Star.
*Armor - Runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes.
*Commo - Unsuccessfully attempts to establish communications with snake using SINGARS and a directional antenna from 2 kilometers away. Then runs off to mess someone else's commo up.
*Aviation - Gets grid to snake. Couldn't find snake, returns back to base for crew rest.
*Quartermaster - Requests clarification on type of snake, and measurements.
*Military Police - Surrounds snake with help, then engages snake with MK-19's and 9 mm's. Snake avoids apprehension, and returns to the comfort of his home.
*Administrative Specialist - Requests standard name line for snake to submit pay inquiry.
*Maintenance - Assumes snake is broken, performs a inspection, blames the user of the snake for not doing proper PMCS, Teeth are bad, then goes through a hell of a time trying to find the right parts to fix the snake.
