Former FLL Now MSP Diver
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A dedicated Pittsburgh steelworker and
staunch union supporter was attending a convention
in Las Vegas and, as you would expect,
decided to check out the local brothels nearby.
When he got to the first one, he asked the
Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get 20.00."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped
off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop. His search continued until
finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded,
"Why yes sir, this IS a Union House."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls
get?"
"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00.
"That's more like it!!!" the Teamster said.
He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room
and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam,
then gesturing to an 85 year old woman in the corner,
"but Ethel here has seniority."
staunch union supporter was attending a convention
in Las Vegas and, as you would expect,
decided to check out the local brothels nearby.
When he got to the first one, he asked the
Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get 20.00."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped
off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop. His search continued until
finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded,
"Why yes sir, this IS a Union House."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls
get?"
"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00.
"That's more like it!!!" the Teamster said.
He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room
and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam,
then gesturing to an 85 year old woman in the corner,
"but Ethel here has seniority."
