Ultimate Female Joke

[Snowbear]

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, anything at all, for $20.00...... on one condition." (There are always conditions)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....


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"Clean my house." (YOU GO GIRL!!!)

 

[Rick Inman]

Duh.. ah... I dunt get it..??? Why would he want to clean her house? For some reason, my wife thinks its funy...

 

[Snowbear]

Smart wife

 

[mania]

Another one...very female...
Wife with her husband went to the restaurant. Waiter aproches them and the wife is ordering - I'll have a pork chop and potates.
Waiter writes the order down and asks - What about veggie?
Wife answers - well, he will it the same.

Mania
PS. I don't know whether it's properly translated....

 

[Kim]

That's the trouble with Modern men - they undervalue themselves. He should have asked for 100 in the first place!

 

[El Orans]

I heard a different version where the woman makes the proposal and he answers: "Paint my house..."

 

[Snowbear]

PS. I don't know whether it's properly translated....

Your translation was pretty funny to me

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

If only I could find some man that would make that offer.....

 

[simbrooks]

If only I could find some man that would make that offer.....

I've seen your house after there has been a party there - someone needs danger money, not just $20

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

That's the trouble with Modern men - they undervalue themselves. He should have asked for 100 in the first place!

Not this man ... I pay myself at least $100 every time I clean my house ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)