Two Videos

[Reefwrecker]

THE PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?

The Titanic Video or The Clinton Video

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on the Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on the Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bull**** artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there


TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts


TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack


TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of Seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind


TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing.

 

[RBachman]

THE PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?

The Titanic Video or The Clinton Video

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on the Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on the Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bull**** artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there


TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts


TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack


TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of Seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind


TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing.

LOLOLOL! I just got this in an e-mail from a friend also! Interesting and funny!

 

[Quarrior]

ROFL. That was great.

 

[jkennedy]

The funniest post yet!!!! Keep up the good work and great diving. Welcome to the board..........