Corporation
An American Corporation: You have two cows, you sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A French Corporation: You have two cows, you go on strike cuz you want three.
A Japanese Corporation: You have two cows, you redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
German Corp: You reengineer them so they live 100 years, eat once a month, and milks themselves.
Italian Corp: You have two cows, you have no clue where they are, you break for lunch.
A Russian Corporation:You have two cows. You count them again and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of Vodka.
a Mexican Corporation: You have two cows, but the Americans haven't taught you what a cow is yet, so you take a nap.
A Swiss Corp: You have 5000 Cows, none of them are yours, you charge for storing them.
A Brazilian Corp:You have 2 cows, you enter into a partnership with an American Corp. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American Corp declares Bankruptcy.
An India Corp: You have two Cows. You worship them.
An American Corporation: You have two cows, you sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A French Corporation: You have two cows, you go on strike cuz you want three.
A Japanese Corporation: You have two cows, you redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
German Corp: You reengineer them so they live 100 years, eat once a month, and milks themselves.
Italian Corp: You have two cows, you have no clue where they are, you break for lunch.
A Russian Corporation:You have two cows. You count them again and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of Vodka.
a Mexican Corporation: You have two cows, but the Americans haven't taught you what a cow is yet, so you take a nap.
A Swiss Corp: You have 5000 Cows, none of them are yours, you charge for storing them.
A Brazilian Corp:You have 2 cows, you enter into a partnership with an American Corp. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American Corp declares Bankruptcy.
An India Corp: You have two Cows. You worship them.