Two Catholic Boys

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There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola, whose
lives parallel each other in amazing ways.

In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in
Italy. Faithfully they attended parochial School from kindergarten through
their senior year in high school. They took their vows to enter the priesthood early in college, and upon graduation, became priests.

Their careers had come to amaze the world, but it was generally
acknowledged that Antonio Secola was just a cut above Timothy Murphy in all respects.

Their rise through the ranks of Bishop, Archbishop and finally Cardinal
was swift to say the least, and the Catholic world knew that when the
present Pope died, it would be one of the two who would become the Next
Pope.

In time the Pope did die, and the College of Cardinals went to work.
In less time than anyone had expected, white smoke rose from the chimney
and the world waited to see whom they had chosen.

The world, Catholic, Protestant and secular, was surprised to learn
that Timothy Murphy had been elected Pope!

Antonio Secola was beyond surprise. He was devastated, because even
with all of Timothy's gifts, Antonio knew he was the better qualified. With gall
that shocked the Cardinals, Antonio Secola asked for a private Session with them in which he candidly asked, "Why Timothy?

After a long silence, an old Cardinal took pity on the bewildered man
and rose to reply. "We knew you were the better of the two, but we just could not bear the thought of the leader of the Roman Catholic Church being called Pope Secola."

Marc
 
lobbolt:
I dont get it.


Try pronouncing 'Pope Secola' as 'PopeSe Cola'.. I think that's what the joke meant.. :D :D :D
 
Not really. The main point is that in Italian Secola means secularization :D
Mania
 
mania:
Not really. The main point is that in Italian Secola means secularization :D
Mania

Pope Secola---Pepsi Cola. Jokes like this are not funny if you analyze them that deeply.
 
Well I think they are funny with both explanations. Can you imagine Pope Secular????
Mania
 
Mute point period....they take a new name dont they???

original joke = 4 chuckles
 
RICHinNC:
Mute point period....they take a new name dont they???

original joke = 4 chuckles

Yup. He gets to choose the name he will be known as after the Cardinals elect him and he accepts.

Joe
 
true on taking a new name, but still Pope Secola.
 
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