TSA confiscated Boot Edge Dressing from luggage; Kiwi to replace it

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DandyDon

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A local Marine Reservist asked me to pick him up a bottle of Kiwi’s Honor Guard Boot Edge Dressing when I stopped by ET’s store near Chary Point USMC air base in North Carolina, but when I unpacked at home – I found the bag along with a TSA notice, but no bottle. Feel safer?

I called Kiwi to report the problem, and they were amazed. There’s certainly nothing dangerous in the bottle. Many toilet articles contain more alcohol, and this was not an aerosol. They thanked me for my report, found me a Lubbock dealer, and are sending me a coupon for free replacement.

I’m sure it’d do not good to complain to TSA over this, as it’s authorized under Agency guidelines. But it is good to report such happenings to the manufacturers, and in some cases like this one – receive a free replacement! :thumb:
 
SEMPER FI !!!

gee whiz Don.....it is so lucky of you not to have it taped to your pony bottle!! I bet they would have drug you off the plane and grilled you.

I have heard rumors that the airlines have about had it with TSA and want to take back the scanning process.......you heard anything like that????

rich
 
RICHinNC:
SEMPER FI !!!

gee whiz Don.....it is so lucky of you not to have it taped to your pony bottle!! I bet they would have drug you off the plane and grilled you.

I have heard rumors that the airlines have about had it with TSA and want to take back the scanning process.......you heard anything like that????

rich
The agent had to move my Pony to get to rest of the bag, as I pack it at the opening, withi it's own carrying bag unzipped. He zipped that up for me.

Yeah, when I make my own cracks about the TSA in Delta and Continental lounges out of oversite of the TSA, those agents are quick to agree it's a sick joke. I'll have to ask about your rumor this weekend when I fly to DEMA.

But check this...they know how to party! :dazzler1:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TRAVEL/10/14/tsa.party/

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Sixty-four dollars for a gallon of coffee?

"The cost of the event was approximately $461,745, including lodging, transportation and per diem allowances for award recipients." :party2:

That is how much the Transportation Security Administration paid a Washington hotel to host a November 2003 awards banquet, contributing to a price tag for the party of nearly a half-million dollars, according to the Department of Homeland Security's independent investigator.

The TSA, which is in charge of airport security, also paid $3.75 for each soft drink, $1,850 for seven sheet cakes, $1,500 for three cheese displays, and more than $81,000 for awards plaques, according to the report from the department's Office of Inspector General.

The inspector general called the expenses "excessive." Although the agency followed laws and regulations, the report says, "the overall costs of the awards ceremony were unnecessarily expensive."

Some in Congress have criticized the TSA's hiring and spending practices.

Republicans say the agency has grown larger than expected after it was created after September 11, 2001, the Associated Press reported.

According to the AP, Sen. Byron Dorgan, D-N.D., said while he had not seen the full report it indicated "a colossal waste of money."

"There's something terribly wrong with that agency," Dorgan told the AP. "Of all the agencies, that's the one that's supposed to be working full-time against terrorist attacks."

The three-hour event at Washington's Grand Hyatt was followed by a reception for award recipients and guests, totaling about 1,100 attendees.

The cost of the event was approximately $461,745, including lodging, transportation and per diem allowances for award recipients.

The report also said the TSA paid higher average bonuses to its executives than every other federal agency, while slighting rank-and-file workers.

The average TSA executive bonus was $16,477, one-third more than the overall average of $12,444 for executives in other federal departments.

In addition, the TSA deemed almost all of its top managers above average. According to the report, 88 of its 116 senior managers received the bonuses, intended as incentive for executives who demonstrate extraordinary vision and leadership.

"TSA was more generous than other federal agencies," the report said. The 88 TSA managers who got bonuses represent 76 percent of all eligible managers. On average, federal departments give bonuses to 49 percent of eligible managers.

The TSA said the reason for the higher awards was that the performance cycle was the first time since the TSA came into existence that senior managers received bonuses. As a result, the bonuses represented two years' worth of recipients and awards.

The two-year period includes the time frame when the agency was set up, a TSA spokeswoman said Wednesday night. "Given the hours and productivity of the work force during this critical period, TSA believes the award expenditures were fully justified," she said.

The TSA also said its managers, unlike other federal government executives, are not eligible for Presidential Rank Awards.

The inspector general report also criticized the TSA for slighting lower-level employees. While the TSA's complicated pay structure makes exact numbers impossible to determine, fewer than three percent of the TSA's 50,878 non-executive employees received monetary bonuses; seven percent received non-monetary "time-off" awards.

"A substantial inequity exists in TSA's performance recognition program between executive and non-executive employees," the report said.

The TSA said that it is working to ensure that the upcoming award cycle is fair to all TSA employees.

The inspector general recommended the TSA solicit bids for future awards programs, ensure adequate justification for future bonuses, and provide equitable treatment for lower-grade employees when awarding bonuses.

In a statement released Wednesday night, the TSA said this year it will conduct "field focused awards ceremonies" at individual airports, while also conducting "a much smaller and less expensive headquarters awards event" in November.

:scream:​
 
I guess this would come under the "what irks me" thread. This type of overspending really, really, makes me furious. Where's the accountability?!
 
sea nmf:
I guess this would come under the "what irks me" thread. This type of overspending really, really, makes me furious. Where's the accountability?!
Next month at the voting place!

Lifetime achievement award from a 2 year history? :laughing:
 
DandyDon:
A local Marine Reservist asked me to pick him up a bottle of Kiwi’s Honor Guard Boot Edge Dressing when I stopped by ET’s store near Chary Point USMC air base in North Carolina, but when I unpacked at home – I found the bag along with a TSA notice, but no bottle. Feel safer?

Thats funny Don,
Wife & I were returning from Jamaica in the spring and stopped at the bag check, The tsa agend picked up my Kiwi black shoe polish. She opened it and stuck the foam aplicator to her nose to smell it. I, straining to hold back my expression and laughter simply said "shoe polish". My wife couldn't hold it in, she burst into laughter as she looked at the tsa agent with a black nose.

By the way, I couldn't help thinking about you while diving the Papoose last week. I slung my staged al40 in your honor.
 
Outside of the US, it's not a TSA agent, but a security guard who is supposed to work to TSA standards.

Do they get half million dollar parties?! :laughing: Black nose. :scream:
 
Your tax dollars at work!
I wonder how many laid-off teachers are working for TSA -- or would that create another pay scale?
And yes, they'd better spend it while the current administration is willing to fund it. "A much smaller and less expensive headquarters awards event in November" -- how about Saltines and cheese spread at the Holiday Inn? Give me a break.
 
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