SeaJay
Contributor
Just kidding. :lol:
Man, y'all thought I was REALY throwing some gas on the fire this time, eh? LOL!!
Okay, to apologize for my irresponsible behavior, I'll tell a joke.
This dude's been shipwrecked on a deserted island for years. He's lost count of time, and has given up hope of ever being rescued.
One day he sees a ship in the distance. He just sits there on the beach, trying to remember what it was like to talk to other people. He doesn't even bother to try to get the ship's attention, since he's never been successful anyway.
Suddenly, he notices a little dot in the water. It's a person... A person swimming into shore. He can't believe it. He stands there and watches this person swim all the way from this ship to the beach where he stands.
Out of the surf pops the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. He can't believe it. She's wearing a tiny little bikini, and has long, flowing blonde hair and a big white smile. She walks straight up to him, looks him over and says, "My gosh. How long have you been stranded here?" He can't even speak. He rubs his eyes, disbelieving of what he sees. She doesn't wait for an answer. She says to him, "How long's it been since you've had real satifaction? She produces a cigarette and lights it for him. He sits down in the sand and puffs away happily, satisfying an urge he's had for many years.
She says to him, "How long's it been since you've really enjoyed the pleasures of life?" With that, she produces a fifth of Jack Daniels' and he takes a long, hard shot of the stuff.
Then she looks at him, peeling off her skimpy bikini, and says, "And how long's it been since you've really had any fun?"
His eyes grow wide as he looks at her and says excitedly, "No way! Don't even TRY to tell me that you've got scuba gear in there for me too!!"
Man, y'all thought I was REALY throwing some gas on the fire this time, eh? LOL!!
Okay, to apologize for my irresponsible behavior, I'll tell a joke.
This dude's been shipwrecked on a deserted island for years. He's lost count of time, and has given up hope of ever being rescued.
One day he sees a ship in the distance. He just sits there on the beach, trying to remember what it was like to talk to other people. He doesn't even bother to try to get the ship's attention, since he's never been successful anyway.
Suddenly, he notices a little dot in the water. It's a person... A person swimming into shore. He can't believe it. He stands there and watches this person swim all the way from this ship to the beach where he stands.
Out of the surf pops the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. He can't believe it. She's wearing a tiny little bikini, and has long, flowing blonde hair and a big white smile. She walks straight up to him, looks him over and says, "My gosh. How long have you been stranded here?" He can't even speak. He rubs his eyes, disbelieving of what he sees. She doesn't wait for an answer. She says to him, "How long's it been since you've had real satifaction? She produces a cigarette and lights it for him. He sits down in the sand and puffs away happily, satisfying an urge he's had for many years.
She says to him, "How long's it been since you've really enjoyed the pleasures of life?" With that, she produces a fifth of Jack Daniels' and he takes a long, hard shot of the stuff.
Then she looks at him, peeling off her skimpy bikini, and says, "And how long's it been since you've really had any fun?"
His eyes grow wide as he looks at her and says excitedly, "No way! Don't even TRY to tell me that you've got scuba gear in there for me too!!"
