Bin Laden just showed up at the gates to the after life, he was told to go through the door on the right. As soon as he walked in the door George Washington kicked him in the cojones, Thomas Jefferson broke his nose, James Monroe poked him in the eye and Sam Snead hit him over the head with a golf club. Others quickly joined in the beat down.
He started screaming, Lord, Lord you promised me a room full of 72 virgins. A booming voiced echoed through the room, You Moron, I said if you didn't change your ways I would throw you in a room with 72 Virginians.