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[aussie_shark_bait]

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** yourself when I tell you the price."

ASB - I am very worried about my sense of humour - i love this joke.

 

[wstein]

Well there went my breakfast across my computer screen.

paul

 

[Fitzy]

very very funny....

 

[Bonafide]

This joke really Kick some A**
May i use it ?

Bonafide.

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

Go for gold, i don't own the jokes, they were passed on to me and i am more than happy to see them passed on and lighten the day of someone else - laugh like you won't tomorrow.

ASB - Kristy

 

[sb_diver]

Thats a good one, I'm going to have to use it too.

 

[GrierHPharmD]

<<cleaning the coke from his keyboard...>>>

Loved it.

 

[Hank49]

[QUOTEASB - I am very worried about my sense of humour - i love this joke.[/QUOTE]

Then you'll love this one.
A man is riding one of those open top, English buses. He feels a strong urge to pass gas...so he leans over a bit, trying to let it sneak out...and BRRRRAAAAAAAT...he totally rips one. So he panics, looks around and there is a lady sitting right behind him, staring him in the eye. Well, he thinks, "I made eye contact, I should say something." so he says, "yes, excuse me..but do you have the morning paper"? The lady responds in a very rigid manner, "no sir I don't. But if you would like, the next time we pass a tree I can grab you a handful of leaves".

 

[sb_diver]

[QUOTEASB - I am very worried about my sense of humour - i love this joke.

Then you'll love this one.
A man is riding one of those open top, English buses. He feels a strong urge to pass gas...so he leans over a bit, trying to let it sneak out...and BRRRRAAAAAAAT...he totally rips one. So he panics, looks around and there is a lady sitting right behind him, staring him in the eye. Well, he thinks, "I made eye contact, I should say something." so he says, "yes, excuse me..but do you have the morning paper"? The lady responds in a very rigid manner, "no sir I don't. But if you would like, the next time we pass a tree I can grab you a handful of leaves".[/QUOTE]


She would probably grab some poison oak :11:

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

Well yes that is a good one, i hesitate to go further casue i am afraid it will start a **** and fart thread which i am totally unprepared for