Green_Manelishi
Contributor
Squashie:Well, the only way I can even try (and not violate the TOS) is: The Cramps; "Let's Get ********d Up"Hopefully that will be close enough for the Mod's. Been a while since I listened to punk but, that one was a little out there!
If that is recognized as the correct answer; lets try:
"Whiskey, Gin and Brandy
Well it comes in pretty handy
Like trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine"
Have a drink on me ...
And in keeping with the theme ...
wine is fine but whisky's quicker,
suicide is slow with liquor