hate to tell you, eve, but you were doing something wrong.
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If you have the tank positioned properly, and your regulator first stage attached properly, it doesn't bang your head, even upside down.
How flexible are you? If I do a wide dolphin kick and forget to tuck my chin down, I bang the back of my head on the reg. In a properly adjusted backplate with 2 cam bands and a crotch strap an' all. At least it doesn't hit me in the coccyx on the rebound like the 1-strap crotchless BCs do.