Amber
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1. Leave a trail of orange juice to the bathroom
2. Perch yourself on top of a stall in the bathroom and act like some sort of reptile
3. Go into the dressing rooms and yell "you ran out of toilet paper in here!"
4. Hide in the clothing rack and when someone walks by, jump out and yell "pick me pick me!!"
5. When someone is behind you, walk really slowly.
6. Set up a huge war between Marvel action figures and the wrestling figures.
7. Get on one of the phones and say "We have a code three in housewear", and see what happens.
8. Set up a tent and tell people they can't come in unless they bring a pillow.
9. When someone announces something over the speakers, drop on the ground, assume the fetal position with your hands over your ears and yell "No, not the voices again!"
10. When an employee asks if they can help you, yell "Why can't you people just leave me the hell alone!!"
11. Walk up to a stranger and start having a conversation with them like you know them and see if they play along.
12. Get roles of wrapping paper and challange other people to a duel.
13. Randomly distribute packs of condoms into peoples carts.
2. Perch yourself on top of a stall in the bathroom and act like some sort of reptile
3. Go into the dressing rooms and yell "you ran out of toilet paper in here!"
4. Hide in the clothing rack and when someone walks by, jump out and yell "pick me pick me!!"
5. When someone is behind you, walk really slowly.
6. Set up a huge war between Marvel action figures and the wrestling figures.
7. Get on one of the phones and say "We have a code three in housewear", and see what happens.
8. Set up a tent and tell people they can't come in unless they bring a pillow.
9. When someone announces something over the speakers, drop on the ground, assume the fetal position with your hands over your ears and yell "No, not the voices again!"
10. When an employee asks if they can help you, yell "Why can't you people just leave me the hell alone!!"
11. Walk up to a stranger and start having a conversation with them like you know them and see if they play along.
12. Get roles of wrapping paper and challange other people to a duel.
13. Randomly distribute packs of condoms into peoples carts.