Things to do in Kmart while your other half is shopping

[aussie_shark_bait]

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolleys when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to a store employee and tell him/her in an official tone; "I think we have a Code 3 in Homeware".

5. Put M & M's on layby.

6. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to the carpeted areas.

7. Set up a tent in the Sporting Section; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, start crying and ask; "Why won't people leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Sporting Section, ask the salesperson if the gun is sold with a prescription for anti-depressants.

11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".

12. In the Auto Dept practise your Madonna look by using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, jump out and yell; "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the P.A. system, assume the foetal position and scream; "Not the voices again!"

15. Go into the Fitting Room and call out loudly; "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here".

ASB

 

[NINman]

lol

 

[justleesa]

Very funny!

 

[RICHinNC]

apparently the stores in aussie land are much better than in usa.......

Ref...#8....NO one ever asks if they can help.....are you serious???

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

Well if you look dumb enoough you get some pimply faaced adolecsent (sp?) asking you, sure. I think most of our stores do actually..must be some quirky Australian behaviour.

ASB

 

[love2godeep]

Very funny, ASB. Tell me, have you actually ever done any of these things? If so, how did it turn out?

 

[kidspot]

Tune all the radios to the 24 hr polka station, turn them off, then turn the volume dial to number 10.

one of these days I just gotta try it. . .lol

 

[CBulla]

I have done # 2,9,11,12, and 15. Boredom!

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

Given the right amount of beer in a good situation and i can clown around like the best of them, but i think more so i am the quiet unassuming type that just lets rip with good jokes. I don't drink to often anymore, when i was single, no children, and in the navy i had a lot of fun in different places, the things you could get up to, i was the only female sailor in our branch, so i got to learn a lot about the guys i worked with...hence i heard alot of cool jokes.

ASB

 

[Turtle Gal]

Here is one for the guys to do. Go to the womens hat department try on the hats then ask the first women that walk over and ask her "Do you think these match my shoes?" I had a brother in law do that, was always good for a laugh.Turtle gal