keytofreedom
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I would love to see some of us post one thing we have absolutely learned THE HARD WAY and we all know what that means - by doing something dumb OURSELVES. It would be interesting to post one diving-related ditty and one other worldly one.
I will, of course have to go first:
DIVING: Never end your first dive day ever with a night dive, overweighted but unaware, and make the "wise" decision, after being heaved up and down while hanging on for dear life to the mooring line, to put your snorkel in your mouth (because your reg is making that god-awful squacking noise) and geniusly grab for that "other line" (the tag line. You know, the one that holds nothing out of the water other than itself!) Down you go and not a damn thing you can do about it. Can you say "panic"???
REAL WORLD: Never lift one foot from the treadmill, while it's in full operation, to close an open door behind you with that foot. The door WILL be closed. It just won't be your foot that closes it.
I will, of course have to go first:
DIVING: Never end your first dive day ever with a night dive, overweighted but unaware, and make the "wise" decision, after being heaved up and down while hanging on for dear life to the mooring line, to put your snorkel in your mouth (because your reg is making that god-awful squacking noise) and geniusly grab for that "other line" (the tag line. You know, the one that holds nothing out of the water other than itself!) Down you go and not a damn thing you can do about it. Can you say "panic"???
REAL WORLD: Never lift one foot from the treadmill, while it's in full operation, to close an open door behind you with that foot. The door WILL be closed. It just won't be your foot that closes it.