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The Pig

Discussion in 'Non-Diving Related Stuff' started by WreckWriter, Feb 7, 2003.

  1. WreckWriter

    WreckWriter Instructor, Scuba

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    Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway
    when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it
    instantly.

    Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig whatappened."

    One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.

    "What appen to you?" he asks.

    "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the
    cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."

    "My God! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein.

    The driver answered: " Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

    WW
     
  2. Big-t-2538

    Big-t-2538 Divemaster

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Dayton, OH
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    That's all they gave him??? man he got ripped
     
  3. weight_for_me

    weight_for_me Barracuda

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    I heard that one only it had the name of <insert your favorite politician here> in it.
    Randy...
     

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