And add in an emergency and all that goes out the window (I think it is a stretch, but my academic background is in audio/video/image algorithms where an understanding of human perception is needed, but not a full blown knowledge of the latest brain research).Pattern recognition.
It is quite possible to train your subconscious to recognize ascent patterns for various dive profiles, you just have to dive a lot. Then you could express them as, say, ratios. But while you're training it, ascents have to be calculated by some other computer.
And then you've trained your brain to follow whichever model that dive planner was using. So if you used the one that generates deeper stops, your brain now wants to make deeper stops. If that is no longer advisable -- re-training the brain takes forever and the older we get, the harder it gets.
There might be a human out there capable of keeping track of 16 tissue compartments simultaneously in his head, but I'm sure most of us are not him. Brain is not running the same model and all those comparisons to computers are bit of apples to Pink Floyd.
As someone told me once, dive computers are impervious to stress