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Many modern (read not French) manufacturers have realized that:
1. The Internet is there to stay
2. It can be useful - yeah some actually talk with us, the "end-user"
3. To control marketing they only need to control retail channels, not retail prices
Some manufacturers (read French) have decided to scare the American public with illogical statements like:
If you purchase our products by mail, telephone order, or electronically, you are purchasing from a non-authorized dealer and your products will not be covered by our warranties. We have not authorized any exceptions to the "in-store" sales policy.
So they say that mail order, telephone and the Internet irreversibly spoils their products. Uh, don't the dealers call their order in by phone or Internet and get it by mail order or do they all walk to Vista, CA to refill their inventory?
When you buy our life support products from your authorized dealer you are buying from trained professionals who can instruct you on the proper and safe use of your equipment.
Conclusion, everyone not Authorized is a dangerous idiot. You will die! mmm... how many death are directly caused by a sale from an unauthorized dealers? mmm? What? none? mmm ...
Please note that non-factory authorized service or repair facilities:
Do not have access to authorized parts
Do not have access to the latest technical bulletins
Are not trained by us on proper service procedures for our life support equipment.
Geez, the liitle Frenchman who translated that must have a glass of wine to many at lunch. Simpler to say that folks who are not Authorized are ... oh hum ... not Authorized. Brilliant!!!
Let's help this obviously challenged French company translate their voided warranty statments better. Let's look at what the French site says about warranties and mail order, phone sale or the Internet. .............. looking ....... Sacrebleue, riens! Nothing, Zero, Nada, Zilch, Bupkus, Naught, Goose Egg, Nix, Zip, Zippo!
Indeed the voiding of warranties by mail order, phone and the Internet is ... an American invention or the folly of the little Napoleon running their US operation ...
Seriously, why are the US site and the Italian site (Technisub) the only ones with the warranty disclaimer nonsense? I looked at the Canadian website, the French website, the German website, the Japanase website, the Spanish website and the British website and none have the restrictive price-fixing policy that the US website has ... are we really in a free country?
Alas, it appears that only in the USA do warranties become pumpkins when they touch the Internet.
JL
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1. The Internet is there to stay
2. It can be useful - yeah some actually talk with us, the "end-user"
3. To control marketing they only need to control retail channels, not retail prices
Some manufacturers (read French) have decided to scare the American public with illogical statements like:
If you purchase our products by mail, telephone order, or electronically, you are purchasing from a non-authorized dealer and your products will not be covered by our warranties. We have not authorized any exceptions to the "in-store" sales policy.
So they say that mail order, telephone and the Internet irreversibly spoils their products. Uh, don't the dealers call their order in by phone or Internet and get it by mail order or do they all walk to Vista, CA to refill their inventory?
When you buy our life support products from your authorized dealer you are buying from trained professionals who can instruct you on the proper and safe use of your equipment.
Conclusion, everyone not Authorized is a dangerous idiot. You will die! mmm... how many death are directly caused by a sale from an unauthorized dealers? mmm? What? none? mmm ...
Please note that non-factory authorized service or repair facilities:
Do not have access to authorized parts
Do not have access to the latest technical bulletins
Are not trained by us on proper service procedures for our life support equipment.
Geez, the liitle Frenchman who translated that must have a glass of wine to many at lunch. Simpler to say that folks who are not Authorized are ... oh hum ... not Authorized. Brilliant!!!
Let's help this obviously challenged French company translate their voided warranty statments better. Let's look at what the French site says about warranties and mail order, phone sale or the Internet. .............. looking ....... Sacrebleue, riens! Nothing, Zero, Nada, Zilch, Bupkus, Naught, Goose Egg, Nix, Zip, Zippo!
Indeed the voiding of warranties by mail order, phone and the Internet is ... an American invention or the folly of the little Napoleon running their US operation ...
Seriously, why are the US site and the Italian site (Technisub) the only ones with the warranty disclaimer nonsense? I looked at the Canadian website, the French website, the German website, the Japanase website, the Spanish website and the British website and none have the restrictive price-fixing policy that the US website has ... are we really in a free country?
Alas, it appears that only in the USA do warranties become pumpkins when they touch the Internet.
JL
This statement is free speech protected by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. Use of small portions of copyrighted material are considered Fair Use undrer the Copyright Law