Squashie
Contributor
Gabriel came to the Lord one day and said, "Sir, I have to talk to you."
The Lord responded, "Yes, Gabrial; how may I help you?"
Gabrial responded, "We have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their
dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There is horse manure, feathers and wing bones all over the place. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing. I don't even want to consider how this happend!"
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
So Gabriel went to the phone and placed the call...The
Devil answered the phone, "Hello?...Damn, hold on a minute."
The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel replied, "This is Gabriel upstairs, and I just wanted to know how things are going down there?"
The Devil said, "Well, let me tell you....Oh s*#t, Can you hold on again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "I wanted to know how things are going, and if you were having any problems?"
The Devil said, "Man!, I don't believe this . . . Hold on!!." This time the Devil was gone at least 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... Those damn Texans have put out the fire and are trying to install a beer fridge and central air conditioning."
The Lord responded, "Yes, Gabrial; how may I help you?"
Gabrial responded, "We have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their
dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There is horse manure, feathers and wing bones all over the place. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing. I don't even want to consider how this happend!"
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
So Gabriel went to the phone and placed the call...The
Devil answered the phone, "Hello?...Damn, hold on a minute."
The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel replied, "This is Gabriel upstairs, and I just wanted to know how things are going down there?"
The Devil said, "Well, let me tell you....Oh s*#t, Can you hold on again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "I wanted to know how things are going, and if you were having any problems?"
The Devil said, "Man!, I don't believe this . . . Hold on!!." This time the Devil was gone at least 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now... Those damn Texans have put out the fire and are trying to install a beer fridge and central air conditioning."