Talk Like a Pirate Day is on again!!!

[ItsBruce]

Arrrr. A feller asked how I got me eyepatch. Arrrr. Me eye itched and I fergot I lost me hand and had a hook. Arrr.

 

[photohikedive]

Aaaarrrgggghhh. It's too bad that the rest of you need an excuse to talk like a pirate
Avast ye scurvy wench, prepare to be boarded! Har-har

please stop, you are only encouraging him

 

[WVDiver]

My co-workers *hate* this day for some reason.

Me pirate name is Dread Pirate Rackham. Arr.

Arr lassy, so ye be trying to take me name egh?! I be puttin' ye ta the tip of me blade and watchin' ye squirm. No land lubbin scurvy wench shall be doin' nasty deeds usin me name. You'll be a walkin' the blank when I git me hands upon ye. Can ye swim without yer arms Lass? Harrrgh!

Dread Pirate Rackham

 

[eckybay]

Avast! Ye be the stinky old imposter. I been rulin the high seas gatherin booty and sendin foes to Davy Jones locker before ye e'er got yur sea legs. Now run along ye squiffy before me matey and I keelhaul you.

Yo ho ho. Me ship mates and I procured a copy of the Rougue's Gallery, a collection of pirate ballads, sea songs, and chanteys to use as the hold music for the day - well, atleast the ones that are work safe. :icosm07:

 

[Reggae Joe]

God help us all...

 

[Reggae Joe]

I'm tempted to put up a line that says something about me asking for a cabin boy (or girl) with one glass eye, that I may probe their thoughts.