take the new Aussie citizenship test!!

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You are confusing the Australian Citizen Test with that from New Zealand :D

silly.... thats the New Zealand citizen test...... we aussies can handle our beer and i wont even acknowledge having done #2!

:D


They've been married so long they both have the same delusions. :rofl3:
 
....4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."


my answer:
Yesterday afternoon, Chrissy decided to have a barbeque, some beverages, and some munchies. After breakfast and a nap, we opened the presents, ate all of the chocolates, cupcakes and lolipops. Then we had a few beers and mom and dad had a fight and steve had a hangover



this is the funniest one so far!! :rofl3:
 
I love some of the answers, though what I find most disturbing personally is how much of the test I knew on the first read through. Could have been something about spending most of last month in Australia. I love the test almity, maybe I should move down under. Cheers.
 
OMG how did I miss this thread until today???? I'd better start studying. I'm there in a month.:11:
 
You are confusing the Australian Citizen Test with that from New Zealand :D

silly.... thats the New Zealand citizen test...... we aussies can handle our beer and i wont even acknowledge #2!

:D
Oi you two...
FWIW it was while living in Australia in my teens that I learn't the fine art of puking so I could fit more beer in...over here we just go for a slash more often:D

And its only South Islanders that root sheep...:rofl3:
 

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