Nathan Doty
Contributor
Howdy, I'm short (5'6). Let's just get that out of the way. From the waste up, big strong man, but my legs are short. I have broad shoulders and chest, but my legs are short. I have short legs is what I'm saying... The last time I got fitted for a tux they took my measurements 3 times, said "That can't be right" and then brought me a jacket based on my legs and not their tape. I squeeze into it and I have my shoulders pulled back like a chicken.
"Why are you standing like that? Relax your arms."
If I do that I'll rip the arms off your jacket.
"Just do it"
Ok, pop pop pop as the stitches let go in a blaze of glory and they freak out. I told you..
Anyway I'm hard to fit. I'm not fat at all so my waste is thin (not as thin as in my 20's but still) If I size based on inseam I get bajillion inch waist. If I size based on waste I get a suit for a 7 foot tall guy. Apparently you're either short and fat or tall and thin, no mix in between.
I usually dive sans protection, every now and then I rock a shorty. Fortunately I'm in Florida and warm blooded so I'm fine and my dive group is constantly amazed as they're chilly in a full. But I have some 'winter' deeps coming up that might be chilly even for me. They don't make a full that fits me so I considered a farmer john. But looking at those, same issues. Going off my height I end up with a 34" chest, going off my chest I have knee pads around my shins and a groin between my knees.
Spending serious coin on a custom for very limited use probably isn't going to happen. I can't be the only one in this boat, so I'm looking for suggestions.
"Why are you standing like that? Relax your arms."
If I do that I'll rip the arms off your jacket.
"Just do it"
Ok, pop pop pop as the stitches let go in a blaze of glory and they freak out. I told you..
Anyway I'm hard to fit. I'm not fat at all so my waste is thin (not as thin as in my 20's but still) If I size based on inseam I get bajillion inch waist. If I size based on waste I get a suit for a 7 foot tall guy. Apparently you're either short and fat or tall and thin, no mix in between.
I usually dive sans protection, every now and then I rock a shorty. Fortunately I'm in Florida and warm blooded so I'm fine and my dive group is constantly amazed as they're chilly in a full. But I have some 'winter' deeps coming up that might be chilly even for me. They don't make a full that fits me so I considered a farmer john. But looking at those, same issues. Going off my height I end up with a 34" chest, going off my chest I have knee pads around my shins and a groin between my knees.
Spending serious coin on a custom for very limited use probably isn't going to happen. I can't be the only one in this boat, so I'm looking for suggestions.