Spring Break Shark Attack... OMG this trash rules!

[Mo2vation]

So I'm doing some construction on my studio - upgrading the electrical, yanking out the carpet, changing the drum booth, etc. And I have the TV rolling in the background, but I'm totally tuning it out.

At 9:00 PST comes this fine cinema ("starring" some chic from the OC...) I look up, and see a prevew showing like a zillion sharks swimming towards a platform filled with hotties and hard bodies all falling into the water enmass to get munched together. Genius.

Tiger sharks on parade. Chics in wet bikinis. I gotta check this out.

So I'm sucked in. And by sucked in, I mean in the morbid way you can't look away from a Peter Gallager movie... you see those eyebrows coming at you in 3D, but you can't look away. So I'm watching this trash while I'm wiring in a dedicated outlet for the AC unit, and I'm thinking... "I gotta shake myself..." But its too late - I'm hooked.

So fast forward an hour (yes, this tripe is two hours long...) and I'm wrapping up for the night - putting away the tools, cleaning the drywall pan, etc. I hop on the Elliptical for 25 minutes and watch this thing some more. Now the Tiger sharks are attacking a boat or something, and three hotties in wet swimsuits are all bailing the boat with the outboard motor cover and #10 coffee cans trying to keep the rent-a-tub afloat. Genuis.

Anyway - I KNEW there would be a thread on SB about this crapola. So after it mercifully ends, I dash in... HUH??

I even did a search

Nothing. (unless I missed it)

So I had to start one. Man - I loved this movie. Someone conceived it, someone pitched it, and here's the thing, someone approved it. THAT'S the guy I want to meet.

Anyway - Spring Break Shark Attack rocked.

---
Ken

 

[Snowbear]

Sooooo.... remind me again why this trash rocks???

Oh yeah... the hot chicks in wet bikinis??

 

[alcina]

lol...must be the first time in the history of tv that Australia got it at the same time as the US - I saw the ad the other day. Not sure when it's on, but the ad did make me laugh so hard beer almost came out my nose.

Glad you enjoyed it

 

[getwet2]

Talk about a cheap JAWS ripoff!
I still can't believe I watched the whole stupid thing!

 

[CBulla]

I have no idea what movie your talking about, but it almost sounds like this moronic movie called "the deep blue" or some hooha with these "intelligent" sharks that can do everything but drive a car.... no opposable thumbs you see.. and they like the taste of scientists.

 

[SueMermaid]

Ken, you amuse me.

 

[O2BBubbleFree]

Someone conceived it, someone pitched it, and here's the thing, someone approved it.

And someone watched it!

So far, it sounds like you were the only one

 

[JustAddWater]

WHAT?!... It was on last night? I can't believe I missed it! From my understanding it is Jaws meets Baywatch. Any rumor of an encore presentation?

 

[wstein]

DANG IT!! I missed it. I would have watched it for the pure scientific value it would have provided, not for the hotties in bikini's.

 

[aquaoren]

Yum yum, hotties in skimpy, wet bikinies