airsix
Contributor
Sometimes we make observations and draw correlations where there actually are other more significant yet un-noticed factors at play. A casual observer might mistakenly associate split-fins with dolphin afront, but an astute observer will recognize that it is actually whining that offends them most. I'm not saying split-finners are whiners, it's just that the person who made this claim might have seen a whiner in splits and assumed the offense was caused by the fins. It's not their fault though. I would assume that a dive op with any tenure is so desensitized to whining that he or she is probably deaf to it. Dolphins however have very sensitive hearing.
I know that the whiner thing is true because I need it to be. My daughters love dolphins and any time they are whining incessantly I say "The dolphins called and said to ask you to stop whining." They laugh and stop whining. Man those dolphins are smart.
-Ben
I know that the whiner thing is true because I need it to be. My daughters love dolphins and any time they are whining incessantly I say "The dolphins called and said to ask you to stop whining." They laugh and stop whining. Man those dolphins are smart.
-Ben