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Padipro

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How many forum members does it take to change a
light bulb.

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and
that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.



Sounds like some of the threads on this board doesn't it?

Scott
 
LOL. You forgot the 3 guys (with 14 sockpuppets between them) from rec.lightbulb to start trash talking about light bulbs and, eventually, get their butts banned.
 
I thought about something like that but I didn't want to get to personal and offend someone. :D

Scott
 
How many want to respond but don't know the diameter or threadwidth of the light bulb you are talking about?


---Bob

"Brilliant" post!!
 
I considered whether the post would offend. However:

1. Anyone who might be offended forgot their Prozac this morning; and
2. Anyone who might be offended has, most probably, already been banned.
 
This thread was going so well!

Now we are going to have to endure all sorts of lectures on what is, or is not, the DIR way to change a lightbulb. At the end we still won't know the DIR way to do it, but we will know that if we ever want to change a lightbulb on a record setting dive, the DIR way is the best. LOL

BTW: When did Halcyon start making lightbulbs? :-)
 
GlockDiver once bubbled...
How about 15 who post about how the lightbulb change wasn't DIR

It's was 17 that will post about how it wasnt DIR and then tell you that you shouldnt light bulbs without a buddy and a 7' ladder.
 

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