I grew up in the deserts of Arizona, and during my middle-school years, my family took extended summer vacations to escape the worst of the heat. My parents would stuff me in the back seat of our Mercury Marquis coupe with a plastic basket full of books, and we'd trek across the country to the Midwest, where we'd visit all the family members we barely ever saw or heard from otherwise.
On one of those trips, I came down with chicken pox. I, the Plague Child, must've been the modern version of Typhoid Mary, shedding virus particles and coating every McDonald's bathroom, roadside rest stop, and presidential museum from Arizona to Michigan with disease. But I digress...
We were at some relatives' house when I actually fell ill, and there I stayed for roughly a week while I scabbed up and unsuccessfully tried to stifle the urge to scratch myself raw. The limited time I spent awake was dead boring. Mid-'80s daytime TV stank (what kid gave a crap about Phil Donahue or soap operas?), so I raided the bookshelf of my relatives' long-grown children, where I snagged a book called Young Skin Diver. The story grabbed my attention, and I thought that this scuba diving thing sounded awesome. I already loved to swim at the local pool, and I particularly loved swimming underwater. If I could actually breathe while down there... Wow...that would be soooooo much fun. But it was just a fantasy. Home was six-plus hours away from the ocean; actually getting to scuba dive was as likely as my sprouting wings.
Fast-forward a bit over ten years. I was working as a lifeguard at a YMCA in SoCal, and the branch Aquatics Director brought in a scuba instructor with the idea of offering scuba classes. I figured this was a now-or-never moment, so I ponied up money that I really didn't have and took the class.
As it turned out, scuba diving was exactly as awesome as I'd read it was. I could hang out underwater as long as I wanted (or at long as my tank lasted, anyway) and putz around, looking at awesome stuff and just plain having fun. I loved the class, and I've been diving ever since.