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You guys have NO idea what us gals have to go through. Full landscaping. You have a choice of shaving (which itches like the devil as it grows back in), waxing, or a close clip. I do the latter. Much cheaper than waxing and it doesn't itch when growing back in. Some women do laser hair removal over a period of time, but that is really expensive, I'm told.

You have to do trial runs at home with the She-P when you first get it. This involves mirrors on your closed toilet seat and crouching over it to get things positioned just right. Once you get it glued on, then you drink a ton of whatever beverage and stand in the shower waiting to see what leaks you have when you pee.

The glue is $50 a jar.

See the below link for an exhaustive tutorial on using a She-P.

Tips for using a female external catheter - by Julie Cerrato
 
Well our gluing area is a bit more prominent, so it is easier to position. Also the area that we glue to doesn't have hair coming out of it. Finally it looks like it uses a lot more glue.

LOT more glue. Multiple coats. It's basically arts and crafts time! :D

You also need two thong undies, one on each side, to help hold it on. And maybe some special tape before you put on the thongs. Tape is especially helpful in the front and back. Lots of blowouts in the back.
 
You guys have NO idea what us gals have to go through. Full landscaping. You have a choice of shaving (which itches like the devil as it grows back in), waxing, or a close clip. I do the latter. Much cheaper than waxing and it doesn't itch when growing back in. Some women do laser hair removal over a period of time, but that is really expensive, I'm told.

You have to do trial runs at home with the She-P when you first get it. This involves mirrors on your closed toilet seat and crouching over it to get things positioned just right. Once you get it glued on, then you drink a ton of whatever beverage and stand in the shower waiting to see what leaks you have when you pee.

The glue is $50 a jar.

See the below link for an exhaustive tutorial on using a She-P.

Tips for using a female external catheter - by Julie Cerrato
Unless you do very long dives isn’t it easier to just go to the toilet beforehand ?

I never use my pee valve because it’s too much hassle.
 
Unless you do very long dives isn’t it easier to just go to the toilet beforehand ?

I never use my pee valve because it’s too much hassle.

When women gotta go, they gotta go. When I drink a lot of water to be well hydrated...

I tried diapers. Gross.
 
You are correct, I should have said that the quantity of information thrown by social media compounded with the lack of understand of scientific method ...

The canonical quote is the Internet is an object proof that a billion monkeys with typewriters will never produce a single word of Shakespeare. That was said back when "soshal midja" was Usenet and BitchX and we had to bang rocks to make ones and zeroes in the snow against the wind. Facebook just made it much much more obvious is all.
 
Urban Dictionary: A top

AFAIU, it's a rather common term in the gay community, "top"/"bottom" basically indicating who's the receiving part. I'm not quite sure if the term applies to different-gender interactions, though.

As someone with gay friends who rejoice in giving too much information, it's partially the receiving and partially who's 'controlling the action' or 'taking charge' so to speak. It works for different-sex interactions too but the general population tends to automatically assume that the man always has to be in charge and on top and the woman must always be the passive bottom.

When women gotta go, they gotta go. When I drink a lot of water to be well hydrated...

I tried diapers. Gross.

When I go dry and for long dives I'll likely go the she-p route too. Dehydration is very unpleasant
and I've used enough pads in my lifetime to never want to use anything like them again
 
As someone with gay friends who rejoice in giving too much information, it's partially the receiving and partially who's 'controlling the action' or 'taking charge' so to speak. It works for different-sex interactions too but the general population tends to automatically assume that the man always has to be in charge and on top and the woman must always be the passive bottom.

When I go dry and for long dives I'll likely go the she-p route too. Dehydration is very unpleasant
and I've used enough pads in my lifetime to never want to use anything like them again

Wait - you're a gal? :idk:
 
Talked to my shop today. Going to get fills tomorrow. They're just allowing one person in the shop at a time due to the stupid plague.
 
And so much more marine life

I'll take this over ANY marine life. The marine life would have to compete against a wreck obsession that's been around since 1991. There is no competition.

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