Simpsons Trivia... game... kinda...

[Nay]

"Stupider like a fox"

My favorite. Homer, in Shelbyville talking to the tow yard guy.

"You'll practice me? What does that mean? Is that supposed to be a threat?"

 

[gfisher4792]

"You'll practice me? What does that mean? Is that supposed to be a threat?"

Lisa to Homer, about her sax.

Try this one:

"You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!"

 

[gfisher4792]

"His jiggling is almost hypnotic."
"Yes, it's like a lava lamp."

Mulder and Scully, watching Homer run on a treadmill.

 

[MSilvia]

"You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!"

Homer and Bart (in chorus, as a conga line), when Lisa wants a vegetarian option at the BBQ.

No one tried my last one... here it is again:
"Pitt the Elder!!!! "

 

[underwater daphne]

Fighting over Englands greates PM: Wade Boggs

Adressing Bart and Milhouse: I don't know where you little pixie people came from but I like your magic pixie drink (a Super Slushie).

 

[gfisher4792]

Fighting over Englands greates PM: Wade Boggs

Adressing Bart and Milhouse: I don't know where you little pixie people came from but I like your magic pixie drink (a Super Slushie).

Barney, when Bart and Hilhouse are on the town.

On the schoolbus: "Go Banana!"

 

[Ishie]

Mulder and Scully, watching Homer run on a treadmill.

Very good!!

 

[MSilvia]

On the schoolbus: "Go Banana!"

That's Ralph Wiggum... betting on the wrong horse in a downhill fruit race.

"Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddling the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

 

[gfisher4792]

"Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddling the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

Jasper, as a substitute teacher.


This one's an easy one, but one of my faves:

?:See I've got this friend named, Joey Jojo Jr. Shabadoo?
Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.
*Man runs out of bar, crying*
Barney: HEY! JOEY JOJO!

Best. Name. Ever.

 

[boney]

That's Homer.... I believe while explaining his work relationship with the new co-worker Mindy...

"Chowder!"