Silly Jokes

[fgray1]

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't matter he ain't going to come anyway.

What do you do when he has to go out for a walk?
Take him out for a drag.

What's his best trick?
Roll over.
Fred

 

[JRO]

A cheeseburger walks into a bar...the bartender says, "sorry we don't serve food"

A horse walks into a bar...the bartender says, "why the long face?"

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop"

Yes, these were as painful to repeat as they were to read.

Jeff

 

[garyfotodiver]

I have a bunch of J***** A******* P******* jokes. Can I post some without getting banned?

PS I am father to 5 of them

BTW I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, until I realized I couldn't stand up.

 

[JRO]

Brother to one, son of another...let's hear 'em

 

[Dreamy diver]

What do you call a mushroom who keeps buyng you drinks?

A FUN GUY (funghi) to be with !!

 

[starfish365]

what did the fish say when it swam into the wall......DAM

 

[Wristshot]

Someone asked me:

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield?"

I thought, and thought, and thought some more (5 seconds) and I responded: "Rhesus Pieces"

The Joker was annoyed because he said the correct answer was "Baboom!", but frankly I like my answer better. What do you think?


Wristshot

(I thought it was darn cool that I even came up with an answer!)

 

[H2Andy]

how many grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, i'll just sit here in the dark, don't mind me...


how can you tell your lawyer is lying to you?

his lips are moving

you see your lawyer riding a bike down the street. why
don't you run him over with your car?

it might be your bike he's riding

 

[Otter]

Someone asked me:

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield?"

I thought, and thought, and thought some more (5 seconds) and I responded: "Rhesus Pieces"

The Joker was annoyed because he said the correct answer was "Baboom!", but frankly I like my answer better. What do you think?


Wristshot

(I thought it was darn cool that I even came up with an answer!)

Much more clever.....

 

[Otter]

I have a bunch of J***** A******* P******* jokes. Can I post some without getting banned?

PS I am father to 5 of them

BTW I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, until I realized I couldn't stand up.

to avoid racial jokes. While they may all be said with no ill will, its an area of that is taboo and violates the TOS.

Thanks for asking first.

P.S. One should also stay away from rabid otter jokes....please!