TheNitroxinator
Contributor
Do you have problems with friends/relatives/in-laws that should stay at a hotel, but always wind up staying with you? Maybe you find you drink too much, and need a reason to stop worshipping the porcelain god? Or maybe you or other family members just spend too much time on the can? The answer has arrived! The handy dandy shark toilet will keep you and everyone else away from that special room.
Yes, this really was airbrushed, and it definitely is the strangest object I've ever airbrushed. And, no, I haven't found anything to indicate it can ever be clearcoated so it could really be a fully functional, use cleansers and scrubbers toilet ever again (and even if there were, I doubt if I'd do it in a residential garage or pay the price of a private contractor to do the clearcoat). I originally had the concept of painting this as something I could sell as a funky piece of artwork on E-Bay to offset some of the remodelling costs. Maybe an Elvis figure rust stain will be next if I do another bathroom remodel.

Yes, this really was airbrushed, and it definitely is the strangest object I've ever airbrushed. And, no, I haven't found anything to indicate it can ever be clearcoated so it could really be a fully functional, use cleansers and scrubbers toilet ever again (and even if there were, I doubt if I'd do it in a residential garage or pay the price of a private contractor to do the clearcoat). I originally had the concept of painting this as something I could sell as a funky piece of artwork on E-Bay to offset some of the remodelling costs. Maybe an Elvis figure rust stain will be next if I do another bathroom remodel.