Seminars For Women

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CathyI8205

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SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

1. "Are you ready to leave?": defining and getting to "yes"
2. Appropriate rhetorical questions (formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
3. Elementary map reading
4. Crying and law enforcement
5. Advanced math seminar: programming the VCR
6. You CAN go shopping in less than four hours
7. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: a study in contrasts
8. The seven-outfit week
9. PMS: it's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly It's happened monthly since puberty: deal with it)
10. Driving I: getting past automatic transmissions
11. Driving II: the meaning of blinking red lights
12. Driving III: approximating a constant speed
13. Driving IV: makeup and driving: it's as simple as oil and water
14. The Super Bowl: not a game but a sacrament
15. Telephone communications (formerly "Me too" equals "I love you")
16. How to earn your own money
17. Gift giving fundamentals (formerly Fabric bad, electronics good)
18. Putting the seat down by yourself: potential energy is on your side
19. Know when to say when: the limits of makeup
20. Beyond "clean and dirty": The nuances of wearable laundry
21. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S DROP IT
22. MYOB: The proper response to other couples' public arguments
23. Yes, you can BUY condoms (formerly WE learned to deal with the embarrassment)
24. Joys of the remote control: reaping the benefits of 50+ channels
25. What goes around comes around: why his credit card is not a toy
26. His poker games: deal yourself out
27. Commitment schmittment (formerly Wedlock schmedlock)
28. "To honor and obey: remembering the small print above "I Do"
29. Why your mother is unwelcome in our house
30. Your mate: selfish ******* or victimized sensitive man-child healing his father wound by expressing the latent wild man within?
31. If he has to sit through "Legends of the Fall", you have to sit through "Showgirls"
32. Man's innate navigational abilities: do not suggest stopping for directions
33. Categorizing dirty laundry: looks fine/smells fine, looks fine/smells bad, looks dirty/smells fine. Unless you intend to wash it, do not try to disrupt piles organized in this manner.
34. He does not just want to be friends.
 
..say.... i fear a ruse here :11:
 
34. He does not just want to be friends.

So true!


Thanks for the laughs.
 

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