A few months ago, a PETA member petitioned Ben and Jerry's to cease the use of cows milk in the manufacture of their ice cream. The alternative that was suggested? HUMAN BREAST MILK.
That be nuts.
Well, the biological function of cow milk is to feed young cows... so naturally, if we're feeding humans, doesn't it make sense to drink milk from our own species? I mean, if you think about it, drinking cow milk is WEIRD.