I'm leaving tonight, at midnight, to drive down to West Virginia. Beginning tomorrow morning, bright and early, I will be spending four days rappelling into holes in the ground and following them for miles. Wetsuits, ascenders, four 300' ropes, helmets, headlamps, cave suits, big expensive kneepads, woohoo!
Don't no one try to cause trouble while I'm away
Don't no one try to cause trouble while I'm away