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Splitlip

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One of the local radio talk forums is "The Love Doctors".
Prior to Janet Jacckson's "wardrobe malfunction", they had a segment called "The Quickies" just before the show went off air each day. No delay.

REAL RADIO 94.3/101.7

"Quickies" are one liners the listeners called in. They were off color, politically incorrect and sometimes aimed at an individual. I just came off a bike ride and these "scuba related" ones I recall ran through my mind.

"palm beach drift divers get under more balls than a midget hooker" (heard Buck Stricklin use it for golf)

Hey Glenn, when was the last time you and Trixie got any use out of your sausage?"

How about those Ethiopian divers? They can use dental floss for weight belts.

I know, weak. But I am coming off a sprint. LOL
 

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