All kidding aside, don't try to take them off in the first 3 or 4 hours, after 4 hrs almost nobody screams.
25 odd years ago I heard Jens Hilpert/Hoehner tell a story at a dive club christmas party near Stuttgart Germany:
Jens was in the Navy, serving in the Kampfschwimmer Company up in Eckernfoerde, and because he was also doing a lot of diving on his own, he was always strapped for funds. He had just found a new supplier of condom catheters that were quite a bit cheaper than the Rochester (now Bairds) wide bands. So he tried one out on one of his standard tech dives. It went on well, and stuck good. 3 hrs later he noticed a burning sensation which continued to get worse for the remaining 4 hours of the dive. When he finally got out of the water he noticed 3 things:
1. the glue PH was a lot lower than 7.0
2. the adhesive qualities of the glue were superb.
3. removing the condom catheter caused a major loss of skin on his foreskin
He was peeing no hands for several weeks after that, and his wife wasn't happy either.
Michael
25 odd years ago I heard Jens Hilpert/Hoehner tell a story at a dive club christmas party near Stuttgart Germany:
Jens was in the Navy, serving in the Kampfschwimmer Company up in Eckernfoerde, and because he was also doing a lot of diving on his own, he was always strapped for funds. He had just found a new supplier of condom catheters that were quite a bit cheaper than the Rochester (now Bairds) wide bands. So he tried one out on one of his standard tech dives. It went on well, and stuck good. 3 hrs later he noticed a burning sensation which continued to get worse for the remaining 4 hours of the dive. When he finally got out of the water he noticed 3 things:
1. the glue PH was a lot lower than 7.0
2. the adhesive qualities of the glue were superb.
3. removing the condom catheter caused a major loss of skin on his foreskin
He was peeing no hands for several weeks after that, and his wife wasn't happy either.
Michael