I wasn't quite sure so I looked it up on Merriam Webster:
Main Entry: red·neck
Pronunciation: 'red-"nek
Function: noun
1 sometimes disparaging : a white member of the Southern rural laboring class
So therefore me, all my family, and some of my friends are absolute experts on what a Redneck would wear to a Christmas Party:
1. Golf shirt in pastel by Izod (with dive flag in lieu of the alligator)
2. Faded jeans by Indigo Palms with web friction buckle belt
3. No socks - heaven forbid
4. Deck shoes - just the right scuff - by Timberline
4. Either a blue blazer or lightweight leather jacket by Nautica
Of course my friend Jason LeRoy - who try as he might cannot be a redneck according to Webster because both his parents are African-American but who is a Southern Rural denizen (and according to him he is a laborer although he is a lawyer) says that the only thing he would add is a baseball cap with the bill turned slightly to just the proper angle to the right. My other friend Juan Fernando (all southerners have to have two first names) Says that he would leave my list just as it stands. Except his belt would be vivid colors and he would button the top button of the Izod. Nguyen Phrang on the other hand says that the leather jacket must be black - that is the only change he would make (he must be DIR). Nguyen also can't be a redneck but we made him an honorary one when his father bought a chain of chicken processing plants where he used to work (as a laborer).
I hope this gives you some insight as to what a redneck would wear to a Christmas Party. I hear that Tommy Bahama is coming out this year with a pair of Indigo Palms jeans with the snuff can circle already in the back pocket (Soly a time saver).
Main Entry: red·neck
Pronunciation: 'red-"nek
Function: noun
1 sometimes disparaging : a white member of the Southern rural laboring class
So therefore me, all my family, and some of my friends are absolute experts on what a Redneck would wear to a Christmas Party:
1. Golf shirt in pastel by Izod (with dive flag in lieu of the alligator)
2. Faded jeans by Indigo Palms with web friction buckle belt
3. No socks - heaven forbid
4. Deck shoes - just the right scuff - by Timberline
4. Either a blue blazer or lightweight leather jacket by Nautica
Of course my friend Jason LeRoy - who try as he might cannot be a redneck according to Webster because both his parents are African-American but who is a Southern Rural denizen (and according to him he is a laborer although he is a lawyer) says that the only thing he would add is a baseball cap with the bill turned slightly to just the proper angle to the right. My other friend Juan Fernando (all southerners have to have two first names) Says that he would leave my list just as it stands. Except his belt would be vivid colors and he would button the top button of the Izod. Nguyen Phrang on the other hand says that the leather jacket must be black - that is the only change he would make (he must be DIR). Nguyen also can't be a redneck but we made him an honorary one when his father bought a chain of chicken processing plants where he used to work (as a laborer).
I hope this gives you some insight as to what a redneck would wear to a Christmas Party. I hear that Tommy Bahama is coming out this year with a pair of Indigo Palms jeans with the snuff can circle already in the back pocket (Soly a time saver).
) Don't own blazers either......denim jacket.
