Question and Answer (a game)

[JDog]

Hawaiian.

How much wood could a woodchuck, chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[sandshaker]

I asked that same quaestion several months back.

My guess is a bunch?

What does a woodchuck look like?

 

[Koreanfrogger]

It looks like a big, fat rat.

What does a woodchuck eat?

 

[sandshaker]

Food?

How much can they eat?

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Favorite foods include grasses and forbs, clover, leaves of sassafras and other trees, and numerous herbs. Woodchucks are also partial to farm crops especially alfalfa, planted clover, corn, oats, and assorted fruits and vegetables. Daily food consumption can be as much as 0.67kg.

http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/accounts/information/Marmota_monax.html

How many woodchucks pelts would it take to put together a wodchuck fur coat?

 

[sandshaker]

Awhh... I did not know that they were so cute!!!

It would take none..cuz I will save them!!!!
Do you want one as a pet?

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Not really

Would it be fun to hit a woodchuck with a pellet from BB gun?

 

[sandshaker]

Uhh..Nooooo...It would NOT

Don't you think it would be totally awesome to fire a shot gun round at a big fat poopy frog?

 

[scubarealtor]

sounds like fun to me.

perfect job?

 

[wstein]

QA taster at a brewery

same ?