Question and Answer (a game) part 2

[jupitermermaid]

No. I don't understand football. I think it's an excuse for men to be able to pat each other's butt without anyone thinking they're gay.

Are football players gay?

 

[Hockeynut]

Yes, football players are gay.

Will my finger ever heal?

 

[jupitermermaid]

Not if you keep chewing on it.

What happened to hockey's finger?

 

[Hockeynut]

He sliced it wide open 2 years ago trying to pry apart frozen hamburger patties. stitches and wires have been working their way out and I've gone back 4 times to the doc. Thought the last time was it and 2 weeks ago, I have a stitch coming out, AGAIN!!dangit

Do you think that was really stupid?

 

[jupitermermaid]

Yes.

Why do men do stupid things?

 

[Hockeynut]

Because the blood rushing back and forth between brain one and brain two confuses us and we lose information.

Is there a way to fix this?

 

[jupitermermaid]

Yes, have one of the "brains" removed.

Have you ever thought of singing falsetto?

 

[Hockeynut]

No.

What is "falsetto"?

 

[jupitermermaid]

A high pitched voice.

Why am I on the computer instead of getting my work done?

 

[Hockeynut]

Because it's 10 times the fun!!

Why did it hurt when I got the falsetto comment?