Fishkiller
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Scuba Divers Addict's Quiz
Do you want to know if you suffer from "Scuba Deficit Disorder" (SDD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether or not you suffer from this terrible affliction; the only known cure for which is Diving. SDD affects the lives of millions of Americans, hundreds of Canadians, and a handful of Europeans and Pacific area residents every year. If that doesn't scare you, let's just say that you are more susceptible than anyone else. YES, YOU! If you suffer from this disease, missing just one trip to LDS could be FATAL. The following series of Yes/No questions will allow us to determine your Addiction Factor(TM).
1. Do you use Diving to escape from your problems?
2. Have you ever woken up in of your own gear?
3. Do you find that it's easier to scuba than go to sleep?
4. Do you spend more than 30% of your income on Scuba and/or Scuba related products?
5. Has anyone ever told you that you "have a problem"?
6. Do you need Scuba Magazines:
a) ...to get up in the morning?
b) ...to get out of bed?
c) ...to be injected intravenously to stimulate blood-flow?
7. Do you own a Rebreather?
8. Do Native North American Aboriginal Indian Peoples call you "Ona mac towanda" (Smells-like- Fish)?
9. Have you ever sold personal or other people's possessions just to get your fix for the day?
10. Does the phrase "Swiss water diver" strike terror into your heart?
11. a) Do you have a scuba gear in more than one room of your house?
b) ...in more than five?
c) ...in your bathroom?
12. Do you fill your own tank?
13. Do you think of growing your own gills?
14. Do you salivate uncontrollably whenever you see water?
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Do you want to know if you suffer from "Scuba Deficit Disorder" (SDD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether or not you suffer from this terrible affliction; the only known cure for which is Diving. SDD affects the lives of millions of Americans, hundreds of Canadians, and a handful of Europeans and Pacific area residents every year. If that doesn't scare you, let's just say that you are more susceptible than anyone else. YES, YOU! If you suffer from this disease, missing just one trip to LDS could be FATAL. The following series of Yes/No questions will allow us to determine your Addiction Factor(TM).
1. Do you use Diving to escape from your problems?
2. Have you ever woken up in of your own gear?
3. Do you find that it's easier to scuba than go to sleep?
4. Do you spend more than 30% of your income on Scuba and/or Scuba related products?
5. Has anyone ever told you that you "have a problem"?
6. Do you need Scuba Magazines:
a) ...to get up in the morning?
b) ...to get out of bed?
c) ...to be injected intravenously to stimulate blood-flow?
7. Do you own a Rebreather?
8. Do Native North American Aboriginal Indian Peoples call you "Ona mac towanda" (Smells-like- Fish)?
9. Have you ever sold personal or other people's possessions just to get your fix for the day?
10. Does the phrase "Swiss water diver" strike terror into your heart?
11. a) Do you have a scuba gear in more than one room of your house?
b) ...in more than five?
c) ...in your bathroom?
12. Do you fill your own tank?
13. Do you think of growing your own gills?
14. Do you salivate uncontrollably whenever you see water?
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