Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks,
"Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM,
drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in
the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that? Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"
Self-induced hangover - $54
Broken furniture - $1,673
Breakfast - $10
Saying the right thing while you're drunk - PRICELESS
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks,
"Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM,
drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in
the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that? Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"
Self-induced hangover - $54
Broken furniture - $1,673
Breakfast - $10
Saying the right thing while you're drunk - PRICELESS
