It was snowing here today in Chicago when I picked up Captain Randy (Flower Gardens fame) at Midway Airport - he came for the Our World Underwater dive show in Chicago.
I swear to you, once in the car, my very first question to Cap was, "When you go to CoCoView, how do they tell that you should wipe your @$$?"
Randy is a 4 Trips a year (to CCV) kind of a guy (8 weeks a year total), and he told me that CCV wants you to chuck your bum-wad in the garbage cans as provided.
"You gotta be $#¶∏∑N me", I say.
"No ©®@p", he says, "throw it in the waste can".
Glad I could be of help.
Randy, by the way, is sometimes cold in Houston, and he appeared with his baggage at SouthWest wearing, I'm not kidding here, a Refrigi-Wear Brand Coat (circa 1970 vintage) . He gets to wear it once a year, that's why he comes to Our World Underwater every February, I guess.
Being a former live aboard Captain, he reminded me that this is standard procedure on small ships- If you didn't eat it first, don't put it in the head. (toilet)