goonsquad
Contributor
I took it upon myself to contact Padi regarding this matter and they assured me that, no matter how much paper work was submitted, they would be unwilling to instructor-certify a chimp. They stated their policy was very specific on this matter and that "Resuce Diver" was the highest level of certification possible for a chimp, or any other primate. You should, in the future, make a more thorough attempt to have your facts straight before making such a claim.
You do realize you're a primate...