I, too, am unhappy with acronyms. Too few, and each one stands for too many things, any of which can be missed. Too many, and it is too easy to skip one as you go through them all. (Wait a minute--how many E's have I done so far?)
Years ago, I did a week of cave diving in Mexico with a now (not then) well known guide, and she did an exhaustive predive check she had developed for herself. No mnemonic--she had each step down. The problem was she was sidemount and I was backmount, so my gear did not match hers, and I had to adjust her process to my gear, which was OK.
If you were to watch me on a recreational dive boat preparing for a dive, you might assume I have not done a check, but I have. I have an image of myself fully ready to go, and I can adjust that image to whatever gear setup I am using. I then start with my fins and move to my head, comparing that image to my current reality. Most of that is done in my head. You will see me do a couple things, like breathing off the regulator and puffing the inflator, but otherwise you would accuse me of not doing a check. When I have a buddy (which is usually the case), I quietly scan the buddy from toe to head while that buddy is doing the same thing.
When technical diving, it is much more formal. We take turns looking at each other's gear to see if anything is amiss and if any bubbles are seeping out somewhere. But even that comes after the foot to head scan of myself before getting to the water.