A PADI instructor a DIR-F instructor and a Navy seal Instructor were all on the same boat with their respective classes, and proceeded to eye eachother suspiciously, gear up and then enter the water for a dive.
upon surfacing from the dive, the discovered that their boat had sunk.
The navy seal instructor screamed a series of expletives, then said "ok boys, this is what we have been training for, I want you to toss away all floatation devices, keep your weight belts on and we are going to swim back to base, it is only 20 nautical miles."
The DIR-F instructor refrained from the string of expletives that he wanted to scream and said in a calm reassuring but authoritative voice "ok boys, this is what we have been training for, I want you to take out your Halcyion rescue rafts, tie your long hoses together, and we will wait right here to be rescued.
The PADI instructor laughed, and smiling broadly said "ok boys and girls, this is what we have been training for, you all owe me an extra fifty bucks for a wreck dive"
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upon surfacing from the dive, the discovered that their boat had sunk.
The navy seal instructor screamed a series of expletives, then said "ok boys, this is what we have been training for, I want you to toss away all floatation devices, keep your weight belts on and we are going to swim back to base, it is only 20 nautical miles."
The DIR-F instructor refrained from the string of expletives that he wanted to scream and said in a calm reassuring but authoritative voice "ok boys, this is what we have been training for, I want you to take out your Halcyion rescue rafts, tie your long hoses together, and we will wait right here to be rescued.
The PADI instructor laughed, and smiling broadly said "ok boys and girls, this is what we have been training for, you all owe me an extra fifty bucks for a wreck dive"
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