Xanthro
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First, I only brought one six pack of Olde English 800, so I knew I’d have nothing left to drink on the ride back. I was feeling a little parched and dehydrated because six beers is never enough to quench my thirst. Then, my SPG broke at the surface, but I wanted to dive with a Special Forces team so I let them hand me a tank, they promised it was full, then I descend solo 240 feet on air, and went OOA without an Octo. I had a long CESA to the surface and decided to skip my Deco because my 2cu pony was so small.
On the surface my elastic crotch strap made of ½” bungee cord started to rub, so I put my mask on my forehead while I worked on the crotch area. While swimming back to the boat I noticed a hot chick and managed to stare at her crotch the whole way. I was really only trying to see if she had trouble with her crotch strap as well. I never noticed she was just wearing a bikini, I swear. I was still having trouble with my strap so I was working on that area as well.
On the boat I had a nice long hot tub soak but relaxed too much and took a piss.
Since I had an early afternoon flight, I had to skip cleaning any of my gear and just threw it into a carry on bag.
Upon landing I didn’t have much time before my mountain climbing class. I barely managed to make it to an airport bar and quaff down 3 Manhattans. They didn’t have any Maker’s Mark so I was bummed. The 12,000 foot climb was great though.
Today, I felt a bit odd like my skin was tingling. I’m sure it has to be due to the inferior Whiskey used in my drink, but I thought I’d get some opinions here.
I know this is my first post, but could you give me some honest answers?
On the surface my elastic crotch strap made of ½” bungee cord started to rub, so I put my mask on my forehead while I worked on the crotch area. While swimming back to the boat I noticed a hot chick and managed to stare at her crotch the whole way. I was really only trying to see if she had trouble with her crotch strap as well. I never noticed she was just wearing a bikini, I swear. I was still having trouble with my strap so I was working on that area as well.
On the boat I had a nice long hot tub soak but relaxed too much and took a piss.
Since I had an early afternoon flight, I had to skip cleaning any of my gear and just threw it into a carry on bag.
Upon landing I didn’t have much time before my mountain climbing class. I barely managed to make it to an airport bar and quaff down 3 Manhattans. They didn’t have any Maker’s Mark so I was bummed. The 12,000 foot climb was great though.
Today, I felt a bit odd like my skin was tingling. I’m sure it has to be due to the inferior Whiskey used in my drink, but I thought I’d get some opinions here.
I know this is my first post, but could you give me some honest answers?
