Some weeks, the same theme keeps running through my inbox. Somebody stop me before I post more of this stuff....... OK, here 'tis:
One night a teenage girl brought her new boy-friend
home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by
his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots,
lots of tattoos and a pierced nose and eyebrow.
Immediately, the parents pulled their daughter aside and
confessed their concern.
"Dear," said the father diplomatically, "he doesn't
seem very nice."
"Dad," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why
would he be doing 5000 hours of community service?"
One night a teenage girl brought her new boy-friend
home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by
his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots,
lots of tattoos and a pierced nose and eyebrow.
Immediately, the parents pulled their daughter aside and
confessed their concern.
"Dear," said the father diplomatically, "he doesn't
seem very nice."
"Dad," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why
would he be doing 5000 hours of community service?"
